can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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