Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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