My friends, they love my intelligence
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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