I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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