If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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