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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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