she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
What a dumb baby whore.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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