Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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