My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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