Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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