omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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