Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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