I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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