People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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