Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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