Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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