You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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