I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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