You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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