OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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