Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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