No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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