I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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