is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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