There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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