I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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