Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this just has baby written all over it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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