i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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