Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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