I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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