Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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