I wanna bring you to show and tell
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She's just so happy...and so naked.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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