It's like God shit irony all over that family
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
