If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
