She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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