That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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