Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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