"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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