Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
only you would photoshop your dick
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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