To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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