it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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