You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
