why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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