is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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