is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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