her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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