I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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