brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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