She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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