I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Randomize
