He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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