My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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