i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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