I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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