This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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