Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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