Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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